Kansas City, MO.
At the risk of sounding flip, this reminds me of an old Jewish joke.
Rabbi: Mazel tov! You made it through the conversion ceremony just fine. You’re officially Jewish.
Convert: Yeah, but O’Malley isn’t even a Jewish name.
Rabbi: It is now!
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