Carter Stoecker,
Warrenton, VA
It may horrify some, but sometimes I eat unseasoned chicken. I wear khaki shorts often, as well as hawaian shirts. I wear big white Reebok shoes. I do all these “white people” things, and I know people make fun of it. I don’t care if I fit the stereotype of a boring, corny white guy. I’m comfortable. I don’t care that it’s normal and funny for people to mock my race for being bland, unseasoned, and stale. If I’m not cool, I’m not cool, and that’s fine.